We have wind chill.
Oodles of it. We are surrounded. The conditions are right for experiments with Peeps with Wind Chill – sounds like a good science project. Peeps with little thermometers sticking out of their whatevers . . . Frozen Peeps cracked right in half.
You could probably do a variation of the frozen turkey in hot oil explosion. Yes, if the Fourth of July were in winter, we would not have to buy firecrackers – just toss frozen Peeps into the pot.
Der Bingle likes “aged” Peeps; he has caches of them around -sort of like little Peep Cellars. Oh, yes, I’ll have a Bunny Peep, 2007, please. Maybe I’ll look around and see if I can find any volunteers for the cyro-Peep program.
My favorite Peep event is the 10 seconds in the microwave peep You suddenly have the Incredible Hulk Peep ! ! ! Raaaarh…..