Are we ready? Okay. Deep breath for me.
Here are the bugs sitting in their box on my knee.
And here are the crickets really on my knee.
Here sits the innocent victim. Why, no, Officer, I haven’t seen this man before.
And here is the deed being done to this Scotsman (some generations removed).
So remember the Angry Scotsman with the Haggis? Here he is.
Well, here is his haggis on my knee before I sunk my teeth in its deliciousness.
Uh, here is the haggis recovered from an attempted bite,
So the Scotsman took a knife to it. And he is chewed and chewed and chewed . . . and left the room. So I don’t have his spitting image . . . HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry