It was an accident! Maybe I can still find it. It has to be here.
You see, last Sunday, Der Bingle flew to San Diego and left his Predator hat and his John’s Grocery (An Iowa tradition * – – from his brother LZP) hat in my keeping.
I couldn’t find my Land’s End hat one day, so I wore his John’s cap and NOW I CAN’T FIND IT.
I will look in every nook and corner . . .
John’s Grocery used to be Dirty John’s, but it’s still cool.
Were you wearing it when the nut hit you on your head?
Oh, God, did I mow it and not remember??!?!
Maybe you had it on, then when you saw the mower problem you took it off to scratch your head. When you were inspired to use the tree and the crow bar your head got too big to put the hat on and you left it behind the fence. Then the dandelions carried it off to their hideout to use as ransom next spring to save their minions .