I have been munching today, mostly on a Mexican “tasty” trend. At times my cheeks have been pushed out by food; I’m not exaggerating. I have just barely thought about the guilt of all the calories – barely thought of it and then dismissed it while leaning into the refrigerator. Oh, the thought of putting my face in a French Silk pie – now there’s a thought not to be tossed aside. Perfectly chilled chocolate with a whipped texture and a flaky pie crust . . . my cheeks just bulging with it.
I may eat too much and exercise not enough but constant eating is not my usual M.O. – that is probably fortunate since when people notice all the chips and sour cream and salsa gone, along with cookies and pie, I won’t be one of the usual suspects. Of course, writing it down here is a giveaway – but then the folks I live with don’t read this blog.
Twinkies. I just thought of them. Oh, the idea of sitting down and eating a whole box of Twinkies! Twinkies! Twinkies! Twinkies! GIVE ME A “T” . . .
I also feel like I want to TALK – A LOT. Which would mean I would be mostly talking with my mouth full. Actually, I need several boxes of Twinkies so I can share them and people would think, “Oh, who cares, let her talk – just keep the Twinkies coming.”
Boston Cream Pie . . . need, need, need.
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You aren’t a “smoker” are you:). Seriously I eat like that sometimes. Not really binging but eating different foods trying to find just the right thing. My problem is, there are only two of us in the house, so when I do this my other half knows exactly who finished off the ice cream.
Nope, not a smoker, although I do suspect smoke comes out of my ears sometimes.
Wow, do I get that! For me, it always has to be just the right thing to eat. If I’m gonna spend the calories, it had better be exactly what I want.