Oh, my gosh . . . look at that sun-kissed gnome. But then look at the curls at the bottom of that white beard.

I can remember when Shirley Temple curls covered the upper part, oh, many moons ago. Of course, back then, Der Bingle had blond curls that just determinedly fought an Air Force haircut – little wings would sprout from the sides of his head.

Ah, but LZP, we love you.