Everything we wanted to know.

This message just in on the ticker:

(In reference to the dunce caps)  it is all part of covert operations…  or as we call it  gno-lan-sec-cov-ops

So they are claiming zee dunce hats . . . zhey are  – how you say? – a ruse.  A little trickee to fool us?

Do zhey think we are zhat dumb? HA! And, by the way, Shane was in the top 1% on the Doggie SAT.

So, we are going to RED ALERT.

This message was dropped upon us in leaflet form from a low-flying bi-plane from LZP – somewhere in Iowa.

The seeds have been carefully packed in bird poop ready for yard dispersal   Agent Shane will dig a hole for headquarters. The commander is worried however about Agent Shane, we put his brain into a bird and it flew backwards.. He is on secret double probation.

Accompanying this written message – and it was, indeed,  in GREEN – was a picture of  members of Gnome Homeland Security.

But before I post it, I want you to look at this picture I grabbed off the Internet of a DUNCE cap.  I think it is relevant.

And, now, the picture of the GHS. Notice anything?

We were monitoring the radio transmissions last night, listening to all the personal messages during the intermission of the symphony – The tea will be poured at four; Tom, your cousin arrives tonight; The sparrow laid an egg; The creek flows swiftly; Song number three repeats . . . and so forth. One message must have been so urgent that it was sent in the clear for those concerned:

Fear not peep*delion help is on the way

Shortly thereafter a smart pigeon, not to be confused with a smart bomb or homing pigeon, flew by Augustus, which pretty much verifies the fact that smart pigeon is an oxymoron, and the Big A grabbed this picture . . . and the pigeon.

So, my dear Peep de Lion, they are sending mercenaries from the woods to aid you. We will be ready.