I am waiting for my GNC Women’s Ultra Mega vitamin to kick in. That’s why I am sitting here. Because I have decided this morning to let the vitamin do the work, rather than my will. It is a green oblong vitamin, sort of large and, actually, you are supposed to take two a day – and I usually do, just not at the same time. I do think they are good for me and I think they have a positive effect. However, this morning I would like for the vitamin to step out of the background and get a little limelight time.

Boost me up, Big Greenie. Do you need a pep talk? Okay, how about I read you the list of your ingredients? That’s too long; I’ll just hold the back of the bottle up to the computer camera and let you have a “look-see”. I actually did that – and held it there while I stared at the purple and white of the front of the bottle. It was just a restful thing to do and I had to grin at myself.

Grinning is good – it tricks my brain into upbeat thoughts. Of course, now that I wrote that, I suppose my brain has wised-up. But now I am grinning ans silently chuckling and I think the forces of positive grinning may win out. Especially since I have a wide grin now and my cheeks are starting to hurt from the workout.

I believe kookiness gets a bad rap in general. However, it may be a good quirk that has to come naturally. I’m not at all sure pretended kookiness will work – there is probably an embarrassment factor that negates even a try in some people. BUT NOT ME.

I am so enthused now I am going to proclaim Kookiness Day. Say, celebratory methods should prove interesting – as long as they don’t get me in jail or the asylum. First thing, I’ve got to get my buddies here at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse to start decorating and getting the music going.

It just occurred to me that maybe I got distracted and over-vitamined myself. Oh well, what’s done is done. Where’s my pointy party hat?