Here’s the SITE about you new temporary resident. I feel a little uncomfortable thinking about eating him, although I did entertain the thought of putting him on the floor and making everyone revert to caveman stage. Not that my family has evolved that far beyond. We could probably be on Animal Planet or National Geographic.

Here’s a little promo paragraph from the site:

The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful. This five-pound beast is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a whopping 12,600 calories.

It will be hard to sneak bites because it would take probably an hour to get your tongue and teeth unstuck and functioning efficiently. I must remember to leave my one fake tooth out of my mouth – it’s called a spider bridge and those little metal legs would never get out of a big bite of giant gummy bear. I know this because once I ate a little gummy bear with the bridge in my mouth . . . and that was interesting.

The site is called Vat 19: Purveyors of Curiously Awesome Products.  The categories are . . .

I may be gone for a long time.