I am not there; Der Bingle is. He went off with Cameron and Summer to watch Predators and Vampires Suck. I had told Alison early this summer that drive-ins were no longer fun because cars are smaller and they don’t have the speakers that hung on the windows and people run their engines to keep the air conditioning going. But they went anyway and it seems people now take lawn chairs and radios and sit outside the smaller cars.

So Cameron asked what was playing at the drive-in and Summer said his face lit up when Der Bingle said Predator and her face lit up when he said Vampires Suck. So there are there . . . with lawn chairs and long sleeves and a bag of mosquito repellent and AfterBite if the repellent doesn’t go “off” as planned. They took a radio, like other folks.

I don’t know, I kind of liked it when we went in the old 1964 Buick.