Just a little update on the freshman and FO (Freshman Orientation): She is now at East Noble High School. She said she didn’t understand why everyone wanted to grow up and said she wished she could be five forever. I opted for three – I figured that was a cozy, secure time and I don’t remember the angst of being three – if there was any. I think I remember Pokagan Soda Pop and finally getting people to realize I liked the red kind, rather than the orange.
I remember not really wanting to go to kindergarten. See, that was a five memory; I don’t really think I’d go for five. Six was big, fat pencils and seven was the dreaded school music teacher. Don’t even want to think about eight – that might have been when I discovered I had the hang of the school thing and didn’t think it necessitated me sitting all day in a little chair/desk thing. Free reading time was cool, though. Getting called on early was crucial because they you could zone out. ‘Course, there were some kids who’d complain, “They want to go first so they don’t have to pay attention anymore.” They were right
Ninth grade was Mrs. Wheat’s algebra class. I think she was the age I am now. Her late husband’s name was Phineas and he had been the band director who wrote the school song. She was nerve-wracking. Then I had her for geometry in tenth grade. Oh, yeah, the days at the board with a proof. I remember one time she looked at my work from her chair in front ans remarked, “That looks a little funny, AmeliaJake.” And I asked, “Mrs. Wheat, do you mean funny as in strange or funny as in ha-ha?” I was serious . . . she scared me that much. I think the class got a laugh out of it; I don’t remember what Mrs. Wheat said. Probably, just as well.
Did she survive?
I remember my first day of school. My sisters were SO mad at me. We walked to the bus stop (which involved the whole driveway obstacle course, jumping a ditch or two, walking down the highway and then crossing US Hwy 160 – which they don’t allow anymore)…. anyway, we got on the bus and I was so nervous I got on first and just grabbed the first seat I saw open…. which was at the front of the bus. The bus driver told my sisters they could just sit with me. We had assigned seats going to school. They were SO mad because I had sat in the front. I mean I was supposed to just know that the cool kids sat in the back. I was barely five and my bottom was still smarting from the immunization I’d gotten to go through this whole ordeal. Come to think of it my sister brought this up the last time I saw her. I think she holds a grudge way too long.