I have heard from people about my Spam post – people who like Spam and have rushed to its defense. Just last night I got a call from Der Bingle who relayed to me a message from LZP how when he was 13, his brother’s new wife introduced him to Girl Scout Sandwiches – bologna, a slice of cheese and a ring of pineapple between to slices of bread and then grilled. The gist of the reminder, of course, was that bologna is akin to Spam. Obviously, the Spam put-down caused some stewing that resulted in a reach back about four decades to an “Oh, yeah, what about bologna?” response.
You know, maybe if I went out and spread Spam on the grass next spring, the dandelions would finally succumb.
LZP – as I type this, I am bracing for your response. But I suppose the app on WordPress will put it in the trash after putting it through the spam filter. Oh, gosh, forget bracing . . . I need to start digging a bomb shelter.
Spam is the first line of defense and a staple of the department of dandelion defense.
First day of college, started out with a good breakfast in the school cafeteria…. walked in and saw round pieces of “ham”….. fried “ham”…… it was fried bologna. Once I discovered this it sat on my plate uneaten. Who cares if it went to waste, not me. It rated right up there with…. well I can’t say Spam because I haven’t had Spam but after touring a meat plant and watching bologna made I don’t do bologna….. nope. Never. Will die of starvation before I eat it. I might even try Spam before I do bologna.
Now, I am caught in the middle. I like bologna, it seems like a big hot dog to me. My mother would fry bologna as a treat for herself. Mother got premium bologna for what that is worth – I like to think it means “no eyeballs or hooves” but maybe not. I grossed myself out there. Wait a minute while I recover.
My, that image is strong, isn’t it? More so now than when I read The Jungle way back when. Say, did I ever mention I was inside the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile once . . .