We have a tree – a Fraiser fir. I’t about 8 feet high which is our max in this house. So we are at the beginning; we have done the pile in the cars and go to the tree farm and choose a tree and stop on the way home for the tree-getting Steak & Shake tradition meal. We are at the nitty-gritty part; now we must transfer said tree out of its temporary bucket home and into the wonderful, wonderful Krinner Tree Stand . . . oh, but first, we have to figure out where in the house we are putting this tree. And what to put on this tree.
For some weird, unexplainable turn of fate, I, the rustic AmeliaJake who is always going for the sentimental, am in a mood for white lights shimmering like stars. And then delicate ornaments such as stained glass and crystal bells and flat golden silhouettes. But I see myself looking at the tree, envisioning this and then turning to see people holding homemade stuff and old ornaments needing repair in their grubbly little hands. Their little puppy dog eyes looking at me.
But, AmeliaJake, where have you gone?
Well, rats, I’m here; I’m here . . . hand me that popsicle stick reindeer Cameron and I made in first grade – the day I had been in the dentist’s chair for over two hours and then the novacaine wore off like the snap of fingers right in the middle of the reindeer-making. And that elf, and the plastic Santa from when I was very little, and all that other . . . junk. Sigh.
Heck, let’s even hang a coaster from the corner table at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse smack dab in the middle. (Like we have coasters . . . hahahahahahaha. Okay, just chip off a splinter of the table.)
Oh, by the way, I actually super-glued my thumb and finger together yesterday while putting one of Spikey’s spikes back on. We have to designate her as real, because Summer once tried to introduce an imposter.
Don’t worry, I kept my wits about me and made sure to remember the brand of this super glue that really works super.
The very first ornament my daughter-in-law hangs on her tree every year is a shotgun shell suspended by a delicate ribbon ….. then she stands back and sings “and a cartridge in a bare tree.” It’s good for a laugh at least once.