First snake of the season

Yesterday, after going a summer or so without snake sightings at LaGrange, I saw a skinny, long black one hurrying away from the side of the mower – the RIDING mower, thank heavens. I had been concentrating on something, trying to figure it out when my peripheral vision started flashing ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!!!

Part of my mind concluded that a small, harmless snake had probably been startled by the mower; another part of my mind shut down after issuing a final command to my body: PANIC. I can feel a bit of the surge of adrenalin just remembering it.

What is it with things that don’t have legs and arms???

I believe I am going to have add an extension arm onto my weed-eater, and maybe duct tape a stun gun on the end with a remote trigger.