Hugging a ceiling fan?

Even if the fan is not on, it would be awkward to hug it, but I give every ceiling fan in the house a virtual hug when I see it making calm Humphrey Bogart Casablanca circles on above my head. I have no idea if I lived in a previous life or not, but I feel so at home with the soft breeze of the blades above.

Now, apparently, some decorators have given ceiling fans the evil eye. I find that ridiculous when I go through pictures of the candidates for Best House of 2016 in Britain. Minimalist is not accurate enough to capture the essence of the places. One house picture showed a bed, a wall and a straight chair. And the color scheme is mostly black and white. And the people who chose these houses as beautiful are scoffing at Casablanca fans. Well, fie on them.