So the Crisco Kid thinks I’m wimpy

Post a little nod to my muse – Cran-Mango juice (5 cal) and whoomp:

ACK spitooooie If you are going to drink flavorless liquids that are good for you….. cough sputter thud might as well have one of Dr. Bill’s Famous Pine Floats. take a glass of water and drop a toothpick in it… enjoy…
I will stick to the beer, gravy and milkshakes..
Poncho and Lefty

But, this is okay, because I saw something yesterday that will have the Crisco Kid hoping that Kendallville was not a test market. I saw marketing of the Lay’s potato chip flavor contest winner: Southern Biscuits and Gravy.

Now maybe a sophisticated college town like Iowa City with its famous writers’ workshop and wouldn’t put such chips on their shelves. Maybe he will have to ask me, the Indiana Hoosier Rural Girl to send him some. NOT THAT I LIKE THEM.

Frankly, I don’t like runny stuff on my biscuits and, wait a minute, I don’t care for biscuits. Unless they are the cookie kind as in shortbread, but that’s another continent. You know, the ones that come in imported boxes with foil lining and each cookie (biscuit) is embossed.

Isn’t it about time for the dandelion rebellions to start again. And, by the way, I do believe I saw a know quaffing down mango juice. Come to think of it, I don’t know if that supports me or not. Probably should have just kept quiet.