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Guido is missing

December 20th, 2015 ·2 Comments

If you think I’ve been out of touch, well, it’s nothing compared to Guido the Bat. I have been looking for him for two weeks. Der Bingle and I have been down on our tummies looking under chairs in sofas in Indiana and Ohio.

I suppose he could be on a secret mission, but it’s not like him to be gone for over an hour . . . and it has been days, weeks. I’ve been so upset I’ve been cleaning. I have shaken blankets, clothes, boxes, bags and baskets. No Guido.

I distracted myself for a couple of hours this afternoon by sitting hearthside and watching The Sea Wolves with David Niven, Roger Moore and Trevor Howard. Maybe I was trying to lure him home.

OH, MY DEAR GUIDO: WHERE ARE YOU????

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Nona // Dec 21, 2015 at 7:36 am

    To right or not to write? Right off the bat, I thought:write off the bat! Then I remembered that Indiana bats are endangered. If I had one, I could save Hugh Tweedy’s farm,the Mississippi River, the town of Keokuk, the State of Iowa and the entire Midwest. Find that bat! —–He may be holding the whole Cosmos together.

  • 2 AmeliaJake // Dec 22, 2015 at 7:06 am

    Guido tells me he was drawn back by the promise of your slick as ice punning and your true understanding of his importance – not to mention his concern for Hugh Tweedy’s farm. Actually, if you have a belfry with a soda machine and a comfy chair, he is at your beck and call – just give him a ring.

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