Well, hello out there

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Guido here to say hi to all you folks out there, especially Estelle. (Private jokie, Guido-style, dontcha know?) So how’s it going? I’m sort of bored here myself, so if anyone has any suggestions for a party, let me know. Yes, of course, a bat isn’t the first guest that you might think of inviting. But hey, I’m cool; did you know I was Babe Ruth’s bat boy back in the day. HoHoHoHoHoHoHoHo . . . ah, deep breath. Hey, I got a million of them, folks. I can come up with a funny right off the bat . . . Ok, maybe that was a little bit in left field.

Well, I’d better go now. AmeliaJake’s jealous of my sparkling personality.