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There is no post title because I was tempted to type Thirsty on Thursday, but even I couldn’t bring myself to do that. There’s a simple explanation: Alison tested herself for a UTI with a kit from a store and we were going to use me as a baseline, comparing a negative test with a positive. They were cheap tests from the Dollar Tree and had been moved from store to store how many times I can’t imagine and I really didn’t think you could trust them.

Mine turned purple. PURPLE. Maybe even a darker shade than that, so I thought about it for awhile and called the doctor for an official urine test and he came out and said, “You do indeed have an infection. What are your symptoms?” I told him I had thought I was just getting older. We’ll see if I feel “younger” after this round of medication.

Actually, I like the fact they made it purple – a royal color, dontcha know? They could have kept with the sick urine theme and made it . . . oh, use your imagination. Sorry.

 

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  1. lol. This is making me totally rethink dollar store purchases. Hopefully Alison was not of royalty.

    When I think of the proper color I go with scours yellow. A very unique greenish yellow. I guess you’d have to experience a calf with scours to truly understand but sometimes when I’m going shopping I see a shirt and it’s cute but um… I don’t wear scours…. I had that stuff on my boots and jeans one time too many thank you very much.

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