Where have I been?

I have been getting myself in a good mindset for my doctor’s appointment  –  7:40 in the morning on the day of a predicted snowstorm. That is: today’s appointment.

I had an uncomfortable feeling about it – you know, those numbers that don’t lie coming back from a  reputable  lab. . . I couldn’t pinpoint the feeling to the appointment, but there it was in front of me and there was that feeling. But I got there and the doctor said I had done everything right and if another specialist were to look out of the blue at my current numbers, he would say everything is fine.

Well, I confessed to the doctor I had been wary and then said that maybe my premonition had to do with flashing police lights in my rear mirror. He laughed and told me to drive carefully. So I did. I came upon an accident with three crumpled cars and busy police – but no one yet directing traffic – and wound my way past on the shoulder.

I got home safe and thought, “Well, what!???”

Later I went to the bathroom and discovered that in the dark of the morning I had put my underpants (not panties) on inside-0ut. Ah, yes. Never deny a bad feeling.