Hi there

Hi again. I’m AmeliaJake’s nose and I’m writing this post because I have control of her mind. It was easy –  a little stuffiness, some sinus pressure, the tear ducts of her close set eyes pulsating with a pain that arcs across the bridge of her nose (me). (Again, a short distance since her eyes crawl up her nose – me.)

Puffed up eyes – she can’t see the Vicks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, what are we going to talk about. You’re expecting gossip, right? Because I’m nosy? HAHAHAHAHAHA.  I got a million of ’em. But don’t worry, I’m not bent out of shape and won’t make any snotty comments. See, now I’ve got 999,999 of them.

Too early in the morning for ya? Okay, I’ll blow this joint. 999,998.