Well, I’m experimenting in photoshop and it took me a long time to make two layers to show this four layer cake.

Lots of stuff –  and so I went out and bought some of those plastic shelves for storage. You know the type –  round plastic cylinders that plug into holes in the corners of plastic shelves. I got the gray ones and I put them together in the basement. That part does go fast . . .  open the package, stuff a round peg in a round hole and tap it with the side of a hammer.

It’s toting stuff to the shelves that’s a bummer.

But that is better than toting logs to the fireplace because they burn up and then people want more logs. I think I need to get them a tree trunk and stick in in the fireplace; they could shove it in more as it burns. There might be a few technical issues with this method, but I’m sure I can work them out. And who’s going to argue with AmeliaJake when she has her chain saw? Maybe I need a chain saw holster.

People keep asking, “Have you ordered the firewood yet?” Too bad Apple doesn’t have an app for delivering wood from the pile to the hearth. I think they should just put a video fire as the background and screen saver on their computers.