If he’s on the plane . . .

If he’s on the plane, he’s in the air and on his way to Fort Wayne and Der Bingle and Cameron and Summer are going to down to get him and then stop on the way home at Logan’s. Shane and Sydney and I are here at home with the elves getting not in the Christmas spirit, but getting into the spirits. Ha Ha Ha . . .  I kid. We are getting in the sparkling grape juice and the fancy glasses . . . stems and everything. And jarlsberg cheese dip. And, of course, Coke and Diet Coke.