Jarlsberg cheese dip

Last weekend Der Bingle came back from Scott’s with a container of Jarlsberg cheese dip and I had a taste and now I am addicted to it. I bought another container today and when I put it on a cracker and then in my mouth, I realized it wasn’t as intense as I wanted it to be. So I put some on a cracker and turned the cracker over so the cheese would hit my tongue and that was pretty good. However, I am worried about the coordination required to get the cheese dip on the cracker to my mouth without it falling off first. I am now contemplating taking a bit of the dip on a spoon, dropping it on my tongue and then taking a bite of cracker.

I spend time thinking about such things. I don’t think it is a curse, but I’m not certain it is a blessing. I’d say I’m an outside of the box person.