TLC channel, still learning?

I am tired of What Not to Wear, and A Baby Story and Miami Ink and LA Ink and all these other things I see listed on The Learning Channel. I forgot Ten Years Younger. Is the house flipping on TLC? I just don’t think these are “learning” shows; yes, I could see a few shows about tattooing and how the way you dress may not be to your best advantage. Show us a few examples and then get outta there.

Now, mysteries – both medical and criminal are interesting. How many pregnancies and births do you want to watch – even if you are pregnant for the first time. How about genetics?

This appears to be a real griping day for me. Yes, I have seen a trend here. Must think of something positive to say . . . Uh, The History Channel – it’s pretty good.

Here’s my deep dark video secret: I am drawn to watch the campiest movies you can find, such as the brain transplant where the mind of a beautiful model was put in the head of so-so looker. Oh, the made-for-TV disaster flicks. Sometimes it is so hard, but my family depends on me to maintain my reputation. Manos, Hands of Fate of Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a good example of the lengths to which I go to be the camp champ; I’ve seen Manos TWICE at least.

All by myself I found Gerry, a film in which Matt Damon starred. One scene was him walking across the desert and lasted about ten minutes . . . walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. I think that is my “career year” movie.

Say, I may have written about this before . . . so . . . maybe . . . it is rotting my brain. But, hey that movie was made five years after Matt Damon made Good Will Hunting, so perhaps HE watched Manos, Hands of Fate one too many times.