Pioneer woman – Ree Smith Drummond

UPDATE: MARCH 22, 2010

It has been two years since I made three or four entries in this blog about The Pioneer Woman. At that time the average person  was just finding out she was Ree Drummond, wife of Ladd, member of a rich ranching family in Oklahoma. I think she had won “Best Kept Secret” blog about that time. Because I write this blog for the heck of it, I have only recently scrolled far enough down on the site management page to see it contains a graph with visit statistics.

I saw on Friday a tremendous jump and discovered it had to be related to the news that PW/Reese Witherspoon are in the news regarding a possible movie version of the Ladd and Ree Drummond Romance Story.

Obviously, all that is here is pretty much zippo. And obviously The Pioneer Woman has gone way beyond the best secret blog thingie. I’m sorry if you came here looking to be enlightened about her. She has a giant following, having started by writing about ranch life and sharing pictures of an Oklahoma Shangri-La. And she diversified with recipes, home-schooling, photography lessons and big time giveaways . . . into the Big Time of success. A dissenting opinion about her wonderfulness by a blogger who has actually spent time at her ranch can be found at My Sister’s Farmhouse.

As for me, I liked seeing pictures of the ranch and learning a little about the cattle-working process,  and now I check in every now and then to see what’s up.

This is odd; I thought I wrote a post about the Pioneer Woman and the stats show people found this site by searching for her name, but I can’t find that post I thought I wrote.

I remember I said her husband’s name was Ladd and her father-in-law was Charles R. and that once the Drummond family had owned over 100,000 acres.

Hmmm . . . I wonder what happened.

UPDATE: You know, I may have accidentally deleted that post. Drat. Oh, I think Ladd’s nickname is Woody.

Since then I have written: What is it about the Pioneer Woman?

Oh, and then another it about the pioneer woman

Pioneer Woman timing awry

UPDATE #2:  And then I wrote no more because I had satisfied my curiosity and gotten used to seeing the things in ranching life. I still go there to see more and look at the lodge pictures and now and then her other topics – I don’t cook though and that is why The Leaning Cow is located at the Peanut Butter Cafe & Roadhouse.

I’ve have seen Joe Dorko

Aha, I was just sitting here with the TV on Fort Wayne’s CBS at a low volume and when I shifted my laptop, I caught a glimpse of the screen. (You have to realize that some of my mornings I look at the laptop while in a deep sofa slouch; well, you don’t have to, but it would be helpful to understand why I could not see the screen.)

By the way, the TV was on CBS in the first place because I looked this morning to see if East Noble was going to have a delay. They did not.

Getting back to that moment when I saw the screen, the name Dorko was being broadcast and there was his picture. Not a bad looking man at all. Trim and distinguished.

Just last week, I happened on the Dorko name and wrote a little about it. And now there he is on television. Oh, Good God, I looked again and the show is “Martha”. Now, that’s great; Martha Stewart drives me crazy. She goes to prison and comes back to a TV show and design collections with department stores and Kodak Film Gallery.

Well, Martha is neither here nor there and I guess I should climb on the wagon, take the pledge – no more Dorko remarks. It just lends itself so easily to that sort of thing . . . No excuse. Get a grip on yourself. Have some class, AmeliaJake.

Cold coming.

I must protect the little diesel with some more Diesel 911 because the temperature is supposed to plummet later today and over night. Well, if plummet is the word, then I guess it is supposed to happen fast, and checking in with the weather site, I see that a significant drop is looming during a couple of late night hours, followed by a continued downward trend.

45 Degrees today; high of 19 tomorrow.

Block heater to be plugged in; diesel protected from windchill; additive in fuel tank.

Dr. Doug (Jansen) and my teeth

In the dentist chair at 9:00 in the morning. Hey, that’s not bad; it’s getting up and being clean at that time. I am more of a later in the day person, not to mention an on my own schedule person.

My teeth are fine; I should floss more but they are okay. Most of them are over 53 or so years old because they are my second teeth – my real ones, in you will – and  I’m 59. They can still wreak havoc on a hamburger, though, and are strong enough for corn on the cob and steak.  Maybe next year I will have some fillings replaced – some of the old, old ones.

I learned my lesson about not keeping watch on my teeth; a filling cracked and fell out of one – bit by bit, or bite by bite – and more decay started, followed by a really painful abscessed tooth. It had to come out and now I have a one-tooth bridge. That is the only tooth I have lost due to cavities. Lucky, lucky in the genetic tooth department, or maybe the fluoride in the water category.

I love my teeth. Is that too strong an emotion? It is not the way they look but what they do for me – such as staying with me and not leaving me to fiddle with dentures that might fall out when I sneeze. Don’t laugh; that happened to Harold Hagerty in the basement of the  Scott Methodist Church when he was on election day duties. Oh, actually, I think everyone laughed at Harold and I know the story was retold a lot. In fact, look, I am retelling it now.

Thank God I’m tone deaf

I used to hate being tone deaf. Actually, I didn’t know I was until midway through elementary school. I should have guessed. My mother asked me to sing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and then laughed; well, I remember that moment. I asked what was wrong and she said, “Oh, nothing.” Yeah, right.

Then in second grade, the music teacher came in and had each child come up and sing back to her the notes she had just sung. I had no idea what was going on. Then it was my turn: the teacher and the kids laughed at me and I didn’t know why. It was awful.

Today I read that a gentleman had written he could only manage to listen to a vinyl record 10 times before being annoyed by this distortion caused by needle meeting vinyl. Heavens to Betsey, it is amazing to me that anyone could pick up something such as that. Frankly, I listen to music for the cheerfulness factor – and the lyrics.

Here’s something that will shock music fanciers: I like The Stein Song by Rudy Vallee as sold by itunes. It is tinny and fuzzy and oh, so great. And I never get annoyed.

Come on, everybody sing . . . and sing ’til the rafters ring.

Dorko

Some things I skim over and Dorko was one of them; that’s the last name of the new head guy at Lutheran Hospital. Then I saw it again . . . and it registered. Now, I feel for this man, I really do. I know he is a very successful man, and no doubt quite well off financially. I don’t know how old he is or when the term “dork” entered the vernacular, but it is probably not something is is happy about.

Excuse me, I am going to do a Google search. Ah, here it is – a reference to the word: Dork , and here is part of that entry verbatim:

Dork is a term used to describe someone who has unusual interests and is, at times, silly or stupid. A dork can also refer to someone who acts on his own motives without caring about his peers’ opinions. The term occasionally implies stupidity, though perhaps less often than it once did, and it can paradoxically imply an unadmirable (bookish, academic) intelligence, much like the terms “nerd” and “geek.”

. . . The adjectival form of dork is dorky, a word that was mainstream enough by 1971 to appear in a Peanuts comic strip.[3]

Oh, that 1971 mainstream reference means he has been dealing with it for some time; maybe it is the reason for his success. I know, I know, it probably represents a proud family – quite possibly of Dutch descent. There is nothing wrong with Dorko as a last name, not really. But, gee, it does kind of take you by surprise in a headline. He could have taken a French bent and changed the spelling to Dorkeaux and moved to Louisiana; heck, that kind of sounds like a name in a novel:

The dew lingered on the vines growing along the edge of the veranda where the morning shade kept the sun’s heat at bay. Mr. Dorkeaux always took his coffee there when weather allowed, often gazing across the lawn that rolled down to the river where Suzanna had first climbed in the boat that eventually spirited her away.

Ever so polite detectives had come and asked questions, left, returned and finally disappeared into the the same river mist that had closed in on the scene all those years ago. Suzanna Dorkeaux had become one of the wisps of Southern family history who every now a then appear in shadowy form on the outskirts of a evening lawn party. It was whispered that her travels – as Mr. Dorkeaux referred to them – had taken her to places where she could find no rest, no peace. And so, she was drawn back to her marriage home – Dorky Park.

Oh, no, no, no, no, nix that idea.

Of course, as I said, Joe Dorko has done well for himself.

Maybe my last name should have been Bozo.

Charley

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This is Charley, the trolley. He got the name Charley when Quentin was little; he misheard the trolley word and so Charley was initiated into our world. Charley used to run around a little tiny railroad, but over the years lost his track . . . or we lost track of it. He stayed for a long time in the china cabinet and on my bookcase, and then I took it into my head to put him on the tree in the sitting room.

He has the job of taking the elves back and forth between the beach and cliffside resort where they spend the off-season.

It’s me: Tasty Boy

Hi there,
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I’m the Gingerbread Man. AmeliaJake was going to write about me and how sweet I look hanging on the tree. Then she saw the way the camera captured my facial expression and she is backing away slowly. By the way, it only appears as if I am carrying a bat; that is the side view of a flat ornament behind me.

Do I look a wee bit bent out of shape to you? I am. I am tired of Maxwoo and her insatiable appetite for my kind, as she calls us – Tasty Boys.

AmeliaJake was going to say how much she enjoys putting me on the tree and watching the lights reflect on my copper. She tucked me away for the year all comfy in a folder paper towel, gave me a little kiss even, but now she is considering resting something heavy on the lid. Foolish old lady, I have already escaped.

Taking down my favorite tree

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This is the tree in my sitting room; it is artificial, so sometimes I forget to take it down. It is my favorite tree because it has the traditional lights and my favorite ornaments . . . because most of them have a special place in my heart. Usually I have to tie it to the window latches so it won’t fall over; this year I used red ribbon because I forget to bring up twine and the ribbon was there.

The one below is the little blue-sequined angel; I’m fairly certain she came from a rummage sale. She reminds me of my good friend Andrea (aka Feisty) although Andy has long pig tails and carries a bunch of seashells with her. It is comforting for me to know part of the Feisty spirit is on the tree, doing her little dance and being festive.

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